How can I make my curly hair straight without a straightener or blow dryer?

I'm a guy with mid length hair that I usually blow dry straight after a shower, but then it looks very dried out, puffy, and kind of bad. After a shower my gets really curly along the edges. Any thing I do to make my straight, and keep it looking at least somewhat glossy. Any home remedies. And please don't tell me to embrace my curls. I've had straight hair my whole life and I'm not used to it. I'm not ready to to embrace them.How can I make my curly hair straight without a straightener or blow dryer?
Maybe try a shampoo and conditioner combination that is specifically for achieving straight hair. You may want to think about getting it professionally straightened as well. The effects will last a long time.How can I make my curly hair straight without a straightener or blow dryer?
yes you can
I've never seen anyone so concerned about their pubes. Just shave them, do some manscaping. The girls like it better that way
Well my hair gets the ponytail hair alot bcuz im a total tomboy and sometimes if straighting it doesnt work and i dont have time to take a full shower i get the top of my hair wet and brush it, then it looks like i straightened my hair but its just wet, it usually stays straight for at least 8-9 hours for me.
hhaha your funny?



no seriously leave your hair
Get a short enough ivy league or crew cut so that it doesn't curl. A control wax will add a certain amount of gloss.

crew cut:

http://j.imagehost.org/0626/crewcutJoe_L

truly a crew cut:

http://www.gstatic.com/hostedimg/5ecca83

ivy league(long crew cut):

http://h.imagehost.org/0168/Kid_with_a_C

http://j.imagehost.org/0077/Ivy_League_B

Some barbers describe an ivy league as a crew cut just long enough to be parted and combed to the side, if so desired. An ivy league can also be worn with the hair brushed up off the forehead to form the short pomp front, or with the short bangs brushed down on the forehead like a forward brush cut.

flat top crew cut:

http://j.imagehost.org/0488/flattopajcre

Basic short cuts:

http://i.imagehost.org/0254/fpssb1321332

http://i.imagehost.org/0809/fpssb1341352

http://i.imagehost.org/0627/70735ed866cf

http://www.yalealumnimagazine.com/issues

Essential barbering knowledge:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Crew_c

Grooming any of the short pomp(pompadour) styles- crew cut, ivy league, flat top crew cut- is basically the same and takes about a minute or two.

1) Towel dry hair.

2) Barely dip fingertips in jar of wax.

3)Transfer wax to palms.

4) Smooth palms over hair.

5)Brush hair off forehead to form short pomp front.

Whichever style you decide on, be sure to take a photo to help describe the desired haircut to the barber or stylist. If you need more photos of any of the styles discussed above, let me know.

Good Luck!